I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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