i just wanna soil my oats bro
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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