Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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