Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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