we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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