I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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