Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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