Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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