she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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