We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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