HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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