I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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