You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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