Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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