I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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