no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
