it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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