NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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