Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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