dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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