fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Lo siento on account of my penis...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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