walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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