New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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