i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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