i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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