And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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