I CAN MOONWALK!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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