maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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