It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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