Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
