why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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