But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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