So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
