How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
His nipple licking is glorious
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