New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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