Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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