This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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