so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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