if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I hope mine doesn't look like that
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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