I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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