You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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