so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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