You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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