And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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