It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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