Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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