OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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