1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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