She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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