He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
