what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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