i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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