She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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