But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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