I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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