That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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