I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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